Happy Friday. Do your Friday dance. Sing your Friday song. Do your Friday thing. Enjoy the weekend.
- Parents who wonder if they should send their kids to this school probably have second thoughts after seeing the crosswalk.
- Yes, Chelsea Clinton got married but the biggest news were the bathrooms. Drop a deuce for 15G’s.
- Quote of the Week: “I think that all office buildings should be equipped with emergency exit slides so we can all be like the Jet Blue guy.” — Jimmy Kimmel
- Picture of the Week: Sign for County Coroner candidate for Douglas County (where I live). Guaranteed I’ve never seen Lord and Coroner on the same sign.
- Video of the Week: You might have already seen this on Facebook but this is Justin Bieber getting hit by a well-thrown bottle. Fan, how I love thee.